Lists
Things that work when they’re broken, the best fountain Diet Cokes, and so on.
In no order
Crimes against the Commons
- Parking across two spots
- Playing audio on your phone without headphones in public
- Not returning your shopping cart
- Standing at the baggage claim when your bag isn’t there yet
- Boarding the plane before your group is called
- Standing on the left side of the escalator
- Leaving time on the microwave
- Not refilling the ice cube tray
- Stopping at the top/bottom of stairs or escalators
Ranked
Best fountain Diet Cokes
- McDonald’s
- Chipotle
- Chick-fil-A
In no order
Things that still work when they’re broken
- Electric toothbrushes
- Glow sticks
- Hearts
- Escalators
- Certain hammers
- Mirrors
Ranked
The Fast and Furious movies, rated by awesome
- Fast Five (2011)
- Furious 7 (2015)
- Fast & Furious 6 (2013)
- The Fate of the Furious (2017)
- Fast & Furious (2009)
- The Fast and the Furious (2001)
- 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
- F9 (2021)
- The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)
Longer
Sci-fi books
I asked Twitter which sci-fi books to read, and kept the whole list of answers.